And that’s never a good thing. Truth is, I had no idea he had a gun. It was early Sunday morning. I was hungover and sore all over after a night of drinking and fucking with a waitress that worked at a local bar. Connie and I would get together when time allowed for booze and sex. Our relationship has no strings attached it, it's just sex. Instead of strings, handcuffs are attached to it. Connie liked being cuffed to the bed--fridge, stove, in the closet--any place or anything, that handcuffs could be attached to she wanted to try it. On many occasions I pulled a muscle while fucking her because of the position I had to get myself into. I don’t understand why women like being handcuffed. All of the women I ended up in bed with would always ask me if I had my handcuffs, and if I would handcuff them while I fucked them. One of life’s many mysteries I would never solve. Hey, I didn’t mind at all. I was getting laid a lot, after all. I had stopped to pick up a triple espresso and a. Once he has been fucked by TurboWhore, he will forsake evil forever!" Come on, man," Daniel pleaded, "If she doesn't think the city is in danger she won't fuck me. I'll have to come up with another threat." Fine," I said, "Make up something else. I'm not playing with your sandwich. I don't even like salami!" Shit. All right." he looked around, "Would you be willing to wield the Stapler of the Apocalypse?" Oh, hell! If you promise to never call me the Electric Bullet again, I'll hold the fucking stapler." Thanks, dude, you're a real pal," he turned back to Angie, "So, TurboWhore, I have the Salami Sandwich of Doom and the E...My henchman has the Stapler of the Apocalypse. Both weapons could destroy the city. Do you really think you can get me to drop my sandwich and toss my salad before he can load the Stapler?" D-Man, you should know by now--I'm the Fastest Fuck on the Planet!"Daniel grinned at me as Angie advanced on him."Drop the salami, D-Man! Your meat is mine!"Angie's hand went.
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